So “Teddy Roosevelt Mascot” is the best thing ive ever googled ever.
kapteeni hikan ja talitiaisen seikkailut osa/en tiedä en välitä
paskaa mitä tuotin iltaisin tän viikon ajan ja jonka päätin heittää tänne
mitä helevettiä mää luen
neroutta mää luen
viimisen kohalla total reps kyllä
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot
I made a huge HIT with readers. They couldn’t wait to get me in a CLOSE EMBRACE. I admit I might’ve got HAMMERED once or twice on the road, but I STUCK to my work and met all my obligations. And the events are always fun: you guys AXE the best questions!!
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
Herman Melville: Bartleby, the Scrivener
OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING TO ME
SO WHENEVER YOU GO TO THE TUMBLR HOME PAGE AND YOU’RE NOT LOGGED IN IT’S LIKE
I CAN SHOW YOU THE WOOOORLD
BUT THEN WHEN YOU CLICK ON THE BUTTON THAT SAYS YOU ALREADY HAVE AN ACCOUNT IT’S LIKE
My math teacher started filming this kid because he started doing his work for the first time all semester
#steve is like what #someone’s playing galaga #wait i don’t know what galaga is #shit what if it’s important #is it a sport #is it a band #is it a board game #like monopoly #(thank god they still have monopoly) #god i’d better just look #it’s behind me isn’t it #there is nothing behind me #GOSH DARN IT 21ST CENTURY
I like how many parts of the movie you realize Thor, Steve, and Loki really do not know what the fuck is going on.
I just want a movie with Thor, Steve and Loki attempting to figure out this century. LIke, no action, no adventure, no explosions. Just wifi.
And then every so often Tony shows up and just rolls his eyes as Loki screams at the toaster, demanding for it to surrender his breakfast.
You guys really just want an Avengers sitcom, don’t you
Loki screams at the toaster, demanding for it to surrender his breakfast.
serving size: bowl
Servings per box: Depends on size of bowl